✿ cJ ✿

gosh, i found this draft that was saved eons ago.. i think i was rather angsty at that time, eh?

your face and your privates

women can spend tons of money on their faces because women do not like to put cheap things on their faces. but why do they source for the cheapest lobang when it comes to their sanitary products? i know of many ladies who flock to chinatown to buy cheap sanitary products. it’s just odd that you choose to buy your skincare at expensive department store counters but use cheap products on your privates X’D do men buy condoms from shops that sell them cheap? no, right?

splitting one long bus route into shorter routes

i have no friggin idea how this thing is supposed to make commuters’ lives easier. so instead of wasting time to wait for one bus which will bring you from point A to B, we can expect to waste more time because we will need to take a bus, transfer to train (wait wait wait..), then alight somewhere and take a bus (more waiting) again before we can reach our destination.

also, if you enjoy sleeping on your bus journeys, this too will become a distant memory once long bus routes are replaced by short ones. better look into chartering private buses for your needs!

if the pregnant lady who stays at Bukit Batok and needs to take the MRT to Jurong East, before switching to another train to Tanjong Pagar could have a voice in this public transport shit, i’m sure things would be better. but then if she had a voice, she wouldn’t have to take the shitass MRT everyday.

getting a promotion while on long leave

this is truly amazing. unless this person slept with the boss, i cannot think of any other means to get the promotion. how do you justify a person’s exceptional performance at his job when he was not even present? unless you’re grading his other skills..

i have seen people become defensive when it comes to their religion, sexual orientation, fashion sense, habits etc.. I am fine with that because it’s normal to stand by our own beliefs.

But to get extremely defensive when it comes to a new phone you’ve just bought? I can’t even think of an adjective for that.

Maybe i should just call you fucktard.

i guess the policy-makers realized that if they were to reduce the weighting for mother tongue, there would be new requests to reduce weightings for mathematics, science etc.. after all, the government can’t possibly suka suka reduce the weighting for one subject just because some weaklings are struggling with it right? if things were that simple, students need not worry about doing badly in certain subjects they are weak at, because hey! if i do badly i can just make noise and the government will reduce the weighting of that subject!

we don’t hear the malays complaining about learning malay, neither do we hear the japanese or french bitching about their own language, so why are the singaporean chinese such a whiny bunch?

learning two languages is to our own advantage mah. why don’t we just deal with it and move on.