✿ cJ ✿

KNNBCCB!

you disrupt my otherwise perfect life. so pls fuck off.

if you’re one of those music blasters, for fuck’s sake, everyone has a music phone now so please stop being such a show-off. do everyone a favour and plug in your bloody earphones so we can have a peaceful nap or enjoy a normal conversation without having to endure the weird noises emanating from your music phone. your choice of music does not suit everyone on the same bus as you. deal with it.

oh, by the way, music phones are about as common as toilet paper nowadays so please don’t waste your time showing off its spectacular built-in speakers while travelling on public transport. nobody appreciates it anyway.

apparently, your volume is also turned to the maximum when you plug in your earphones.

the constant exposure to such loud music have perhaps damaged your hearing permanently. this is why you have to raise your voices when speaking to your friends in public, and to laugh loudly at jokes that are not funny at all. maybe you find our bored faces and slumped torsos a pathetic sight and just want to share the latest campus gossip with us, just to “brighten our mundane lives with your lively youthful banter”.

it’s ironic that while your parents are complaining about foreigners who talk loudly in public, their children (yes, i am referring to YOU) are behaving in a manner which they strongly disapprove.

perhaps we adults should start teaching our kids for realz.

enrichment classes and remedial lessons help little in this aspect. real upbringing starts from home.

don’t you just love it when life is so convenient? you get ready to leave your office at 6.30pm and you check the bus arrival timing and you’re being informed that the frequency of buses during peak hour is an efficient 17 minutes! how cool is that?!

i am so glad i am a citizen of the little red dot. i love my country. i love how much effort the government is putting in to help us. you know, health care is affordable and accessible to anyone wealthy or poor, waiting time is almost never heard of, the pubic transport system is WORLD-CLASS and we are being reminded of this everyday.

most importantly, we can all look forward to a good retirement. the NLIS (National Lifelong Income Scheme) assumes that most of us will live to a ripe old age. under this new scheme, citizens start enjoying a monthly income after they turn 80.

i can’t wait to see how this wonderful place will turn out when the population hits 6.5 million for realz. although we’re seriously lacking in terms of infrastructure, affordable housing, good and reliable public transport system to support the population growth, i am confident that we’ll be able to overcome all these obstacles (in maybe ten thousand years).

so go on people! just keep on fucking and have more babies!

p/s: we do have a WORLD-CLASS pubic transport system, i am thankful for that. i am thankful for being able to get pushed into the trains every morning as the door close within millimeters of my butt. i am grateful that i am able to get a standing space in the bus instead of being stranded at the bus stop like so many other losers who cannot afford a car or take a taxi. i am indeed grateful.

don’t you just hate it when cj starts to rant? i am being childish again, deal with it.

here’s the list of really exciting things to look forward to!

and on the Odex legal battle (summary :: the anime distributor is taking some legal action against anime downloaders), you know whose side i’m on *grinz*

p/s: i haven’t downloaded a single episode in my entire life. i am lazy like that.

xyz (20yr-old), possibly the only person who owns about every single copyrighted anime title in singapore, is guilty of downloading a few episodes of fansubs. it’s not because he is a cheapskate, it’s because the only anime distributor in singapore, Odex, anime distributors discontinued some of the titles. I just realized that not all titles are distributed by Odex itself :’D

say, if you bought a legal copy of your favourite drama/movie/anime and want to watch the second season/whatever badly, would you google it if you can’t find it in your friendly neighbourhood video store?

fansubs are available for free, releases much faster than the legal copy, and of pretty good quality. most importantly, fansubs are done by people who actually follow the story and can thus provide more accurate translations. if not for the love of anime, who would spend the time and effort to do such a tedious job?

if the folks at Odex truly have a passion for anime, they would have done their best in providing the best quality anime with short waiting times.

fans like bee-chan, cj, tb will gladly spend our last hundreds on our favourite manga set or anime set. we usually don’t complain about the price of our strange hobbies, just bring us the stuff we want. fast.

p/s: bee-chan even goes to the extent of buying special book covers to protect her precious manga.

i’m not saying that the people who keep on downloading without buying the licensed copies are doing the right thing. piracy is theft. it’s just that i need to vent my frustrations on the situation in singapore. we found a much bigger selection of anime dvds in Taipei *drools*..

要怪就怪我们自己市场小得可怜。。

i’ve been feeling very happy for the past three working days, and it’s not entirely because of the bigass diamond ring teabiscuit person begged me to put on while balancing on one knee and holding a bigass bouquet of red roses (Hee Hee Hee… *disgusting sweet giggle*)

traffic was so bloody smooth after CNY that i couldn’t believe my own eyes. i think i still can’t get over how empty Bt Timah Road looks like with less than 40% of the roads covered by moving vehicles.

it was such a beautiful sight, but i suppose everything will go back to normal tomorrow TuT

i think we’re all scared by the 6.5 million population thingy. just imagine how bad the situation would be if currently, the bus service xxx comes at 5-minute intervals and yet every single friggin bus is packed. the situation at SP3 is gonna be worse because those assholes at SBS will never schedule such frequent arrivals for their buses. what cheapos.

i cannot imagine the quality of life we’re all gonna enjoy in a next 2 decades. there’s a really high probability of banging into another human being while i go jogging. also, overtaking that smug relative who drives a mercedes while you’re strolling along the road will no longer be a dream as traffic slows to a standstill due to overcrowding on the roads.

i think i will then contemplate becoming a leaver :’D

maybe prices of stuff will increase so much that poorer folks will stop buying things altogether.. this allows them to cut costs and save more monies in the long run TuT

oh but i seriously think (and secretly hope) that this may also lead to a decline in birth rate because tada! if things are already tough as it is (at least, according to people who use this as an excuse not to have kids but continue to buy Lexus cars and travel to Europe ten times a year for shopping etc), do you seriously expect people to carry on fucking and making babies like nobody’s business? i don’t think so. bras will be worn properly, turtlenecks will be back in fashion despite our shitass weather, jeans will be fastened with metal chains and double-secured with padlocks to prevent unnecessary creation of precious human lives. wonderful picture, i think!

maybe we are gonna morph into a society where only the rich can afford to leave the house~!

we are facing like increasing costs of taking the world class pubic transport, increasing costs of car usage etc.. basically when you leave the house you will need to spend some monies. even when you’re standing at the bus stop enjoying the world class scenery while waiting for the world class buses to arrive once every 30 minutes, three at a time, random people holding tin cans will approach you with a sweet smile/bitter face/gek sai look etc while pleading with you to part with some money that could be better spent on things like a can of iced tea (we need to cool down in our shitass weather, remember?)

lower-income folks have been spared the pain of paying income taxes up till now.. but it seems like they can’t hide forever because EVERYONE IS EQUAL IN THE FACE OF GST!

<3<3

sigh… it just sucks to be poor.. i think i better go and study for my exams, because the only way to break out of this poverty cycle is through education and i need to constantly upgrade myself and attend courses in order to stay employable etc.. lalala ~

the quitters leave. the losers stay.

just something i told my sister while finally climbing on the retarded and very packed bus that came after a long wait!

TuT

are you happy here?

the buildings in the city are procreating day by day… our people are getting more educated, but do we see more civilised behaviour among our youths?

why do i see teenagers spitting in coffeeshops (a place where people EAT.)?

why do people flick their cigarette ashes randomly while they smoke in the public? can’t they gather around dustbins and smoke? or carry a portable ashtray with them (i’m not saying the japanese are smarter, but at least they spare a thought for the cleanliness of the environment)? why are the smokers in singapore so fucking retarded? did the nicotine poison their stupid brains??

motherfuckers commuters on the platform elbow their way into the trains even before commuters trying to exit have a chance to say “FUCK OFF”.

why do i see fugly lovey dovey sex-hungry teenagers smooching everywhere and baring their hairy and flabby asses for all to see? and i mean EVERYWHERE! every single fucking corner, on the train, on the bus, in a toy shop, on the void decks, in the brightest corner of the park, along the road, in the public toilet etc… it’s like free porn but with actors like these i guess you’ll want to swear off sex forever, no wonder the birth rate is declining. FUGLY PEOPLE SHOULD BE BANNED FROM MAKING OUT IN PUBLIC! yeah, you’re fugly but somebody wants to fuck you. congrats. but pls get a room. furthermore, you should do some ABT before you bare your unattractive ass to the whole world. this behaviour is only acceptable if you have a body like gisele bundchen. thank you.

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lalala, that was a fun ranty piece of shit, i hope you read it and happily punched yourself in the left kidney for being so in love with the imaginary coffeeJelly.

irl, i am starting to make a small collection of simple simple earrings and stuff using my fuckload of beads ( i bought a bunch of stuff before i decided to give up on this hobby until i grow a finger on my ear).. will probably advertise them through email or something so pls drop me a mail if you wanna get the update or something :’D

from the amount of work left to be done (i need to make more stuff, take photos, crop them, upload them, label the items, post them on yahoo etc..) you might get a mail from me some time in the year 2029.

don’t worry about me, i am not unhappy. it’s just the hormones.

meanwhile, you guys stay cool :’D