Mupig 语录 + eye check

You may want to think thrice before deciding to have a kid.

(At a very crowded hospital clinic. I told him to wait outside the consultation room while i went to the toilet)
Mupig: mummy where are you going? 你要大便啊?

(At the underwear aisle at uniqlo store)
Mupig: *touching the undies on display* mummy, what is your size? Do you wear M or L mummy?

(Inside mrt cabin. There was one reserved seat and i told him to sit down.)
Mupig: *looks up at the sign. Sees the pic of a pregnant lady* mummy this is a reserved seat. It’s for you mummy.
Cj: I am not pregnant! Sit down!

The results of eye check were good. Everything looks normal and there are no signs of swelling of the nerves 🙂

Mupig junpig 语录

Cj: *patting my fat tummy* mummy has another baby inside now
Mupig: I know it’s just food.
Junpig: for goodness sake! If you have more babies the whole house will be full of children
Cj: omfgz you guys. . :’D