Ruopig 语录

Ruopig a.k.a. Kiki is almost 3 years old now. She has been real chatty in the last half year.

I think I will really miss this period where she wants everything to be same same like mummy. Also she adores me so much that she starts and ends her sentences with mummy. Mummy,  buy this one for me mummy. Mummy you see my nails mummy. Mummy I want the nail polish like mummy.

Then there are the many mis-pronounced words that I need to document down before I forget them!

Mummy I want to sit in the por-lis mummy – she says this when she wants to sit in the supermarket trolley

Sticky – which means stickers

Mummy I sleep first and you sleep second helping mummy – this means I cannot fall asleep before her

Mummy buy a yew one for me mummy – asking me to buy her new things whenever she breaks something >_<

Mummy Papa do the stupid thing mummy! – she said this when fat X was changing a faulty bulb in the kitchen. No idea why it’s “stupid” :’D

Mummy I want to use the stronger mummy! – she likes it when we give her medicine using a syringe but she can’t pronounce it correctly

Mummy I want the zapper pants mummy – she means the pants with a zipper :’D

A B C D E F 鸡 – is actually A B C D E F G 

Amber-lah is called 姨散 – umbrella is called 雨伞 in Chinese 

you learn something new about your kids everyday

Mupig gave me a new nickname today. He called me the EOP – Enemy of Pigs because apparently I am buying TOO MUCH PORK for the family and it endangers the lives of innocent pigs. Junpig then commented that he wished I was EOFC – Enemy of Fried Chicken so that we could have more fried chicken for our meals.

Children, I AM an enemy of fried chicken. I just eat all of it on my own because I know how unhealthy it is. 妈妈还是最伟大的!

Then I asked junpig about his library fine. He estimated the fine to be about $3+ but I only give him  $2 allowance each day. So naturally I was puzzled about how he managed to return the fine. He said “easy mummy! I just returned them without paying!”

Then mupig added very smugly “the trick is to quickly drop them into the return box and scamper away before the librarian sees your face”

Although I am ashamed by their cheapo personality, I’m also pretty impressed by their problems solving skills :’D