Mupig gave me a new nickname today. He called me the EOP – Enemy of Pigs because apparently I am buying TOO MUCH PORK for the family and it endangers the lives of innocent pigs. Junpig then commented that he wished I was EOFC – Enemy of Fried Chicken so that we could have more fried chicken for our meals.
Children, I AM an enemy of fried chicken. I just eat all of it on my own because I know how unhealthy it is. 妈妈还是最伟大的!
Then I asked junpig about his library fine. He estimated the fine to be about $3+ but I only give him $2 allowance each day. So naturally I was puzzled about how he managed to return the fine. He said “easy mummy! I just returned them without paying!”
Then mupig added very smugly “the trick is to quickly drop them into the return box and scamper away before the librarian sees your face”
Although I am ashamed by their cheapo personality, I’m also pretty impressed by their problems solving skills :’D