Singapore Pledge Revamped
Filed in sex, 2/26/2004, 5:57 pmwe, the sextors of singapore,
pledge ourselves as one united orgy
regardless of length, girth, or tightness
to build a promiscuous society
based on sex and lust
so as to achieve hardness, orgasm, and procreation for our nation
the new pledge proposed by the ministry of sex and procreation will be replacing our current one next year. the public is advised [...]
practical guidelines
Filed in sex, 2/25/2004, 9:31 pmthe Reproducing Singapore Committee (made up of top scholars, ministers, doctors, lawyers, and bah chor mee sellers) have done an extensive research on possible causes of declining birth rates in singapore. as part of the conclusion for this year’s Sex You Up Campaign, the ministry would like to present to you a summary of our [...]
Enhancing Singapore
Filed in sex, 2/22/2004, 9:32 pmthe ministry of sex and procreation is proud to introduce our latest campaign Enhancing Singapore
targeted at young and attractive females who are boobsically challenged, this campaign aims to encourage them to step forward and enhance their assets.
the ministry has gathered some positive feedback from the general public including the following lady, miss fann fei ji [...]
new measures
Filed in sex, 2/18/2004, 9:25 pmthe ministry is proud to announce that the government has approved our proposal to further improve the sex life of our citizens. from 1 March 2004, we will be granting a series of privileges to sexually active citizens. this is to ensure that the locals are getting the target amount of sex projected by our [...]
condoms to be banned
Filed in sex, 2/17/2004, 9:46 pmthe ministry of sex and procreation is proud to announce that we have won our first debate in the parliament this morning. our proposal to ban condoms has been approved by the parliament and the new law will take effect on the 1 April 2004. do not be fooled by the date, this is no [...]
dressing appropriately
Filed in sex, 2/16/2004, 6:33 pmProposal for new Act
Proposed:
with effect from 1st March 2004, anyone exposing their ass cracks in public will be charged with indecent exposure and may be charged and fined up to a maximum of $10k, and jailed up to a maximum term of 1 year, or both. the severity of punishment varies on a case-by-case basis [...]
making out competition
Filed in sex, 2/10/2004, 9:11 pmthe hottest competition in town is here!
february is the month of romance and *cough*… something else…
do you have what it takes to be a winning couple??
come and challenge yourself in our latest procreation campaign*!!
make out in bukit batok nature reserve at any spot of your choice and stand to win free accomodation** at [...]
sex you up
Filed in sex, 2/9/2004, 8:10 pmirreversible. i am so not going to watch this show. because i still have fantasies about sex. i want to enjoy sex. and i want it to be good sex without scary images flashing across my mind when i’m busy screaming “motto motto!” the government should ban this movie if they want to hear more [...]
