do you wanna buy some boob cream?

Filed in rants, 3/30/2004, 8:44 pm

it seems like i have the worst kind of figure in singapore.
sales aunties try to sell me weight-loss supplements, breast-enhancement creams, boob pills etc…
i think they should look into the mirror and see the truth.
i am slimmer and taller than them.
i may not have the biggest boobs in the room, but they are [...]

sex and abortion

Filed in sex, 3/26/2004, 6:47 pm

for so many years (almost ten years), i have been a pro-choice person.
to me, it is every woman’s right to decide what she wants to do to her uterus, including the baby in it. although i am a buddhist and believe that abortion is murder, i still felt that it is kinder to just [...]

piss-off version 2.0 released!

Filed in random, 3/17/2004, 7:03 pm

piss-off device received tremendous support from the general public on its initial launch. KX enterprise would like to thank everyone who went down to the Bukit Panjang Roadshow yesterday afternoon. the launch was a great success and all 5000 sets of piss-off have been sold!
for a limited period only1, there will be a free software [...]

men and toilet bowls

Filed in General, 3/16/2004, 9:27 pm

i am so sick of talking about women and babies. i am pro-family and i want to be a housewife with 10 happy children. i shouldn’t have gone to university. all those years wasted on my studies. i could’ve dropped 5 babies in that 6 years!
oh nevermind… because my favourite organization in singapore has [...]

a whole new world

Filed in sex, 3/9/2004, 9:57 pm

the ministry of sex and procreation is proud to announce the new status of women in singapore! enjoy!
1) in the home
this is where women should be. no schooling is needed. girls do not need brains. they need a functioning uterus. girls should not be taught about birth control and such. they have no rights over [...]