depressed
Filed in sad, 10/28/2004, 2:09 pmsometimes i wonder if i’m no longer in pain… or i’ve grown used to it :’)
my imaginary friend
Filed in imaginary, 10/12/2004, 2:57 pmOMFGZ i have a picture of me and my imaginary friend! we are not imaginary!
or has science advanced so much that imaginary people can be captured in digital photos?
it was taken about 1.5 yrs ago when i was a white ghost-like creature with black, long hair XD
that was our imaginary lab :’D
NPI
Filed in sex, 10/11/2004, 5:46 pmthe ministry of sex and procreation is proud to announce our latest proposal.
starting from 1 Jan 2005, men with NPI of more than 9.5 will be exempted from doing their National Service.
the NPI (National Procreativity Index) is a measure of the potential procreativity of an individual. it is based on height, sex drive, fertility, age, [...]
who am i?
Filed in imaginary, 10/10/2004, 12:05 ami am coffeeJelly, imaginary friend of my imaginary friend summerrainx :’D
my imaginary friend and i had the sexiest hot date in the history of sexy starfish this afternoon and i laughed so hard my cheeks are now sculpted and my cheek muscles look well-developed
i ate my massive bowl of procreating spicy ramen while [...]
the real story
Filed in imaginary, 10/8/2004, 2:36 amhere’s what really happened. i am ready to talk about it now.
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it all began on a sleepy morning.. my imaginary friend summerrainx suddenly appeared out of nowhere. the cubicle beside mine was empty and so she sat beside me for two months. we walked to NIE for mushroom noodles everyday. it was weird, the girl [...]
starfish porn
Filed in sex, , 1:40 ammy imaginary friend and i are planning to attend some macromedia workshop. we’ll learn kickass skills in flash editing. coupled with my highly realistic porn drawing skills, we can totally create sexy starfish porn after the workshop!
the ministry of sex and procreation will be providing the funding for the development of a series of starfish [...]
National Procreation Day
Filed in sex, 10/6/2004, 11:34 pmthe ministry of sex and procreation is proud to announce the confirmation of a new national holiday to the nation — The National Procreation Day!
endless complaints by overworked and undersexed or sexless graduates have prompted our Sex and Procreation Committee to conduct a thorough one-year extensive research on improving the current sexual climate in singapore. [...]
because sexless people deserve to shine
Filed in sex, , 12:54 pmpeople have doubts. isn’t the govt supposed to cut costs right now?? why are they forming yet another club?
the ministry of sex and procreation has decided to step forward and clarify some doubts the public might have. the Sexy Starfish Alliance is totally self-funded. it does not receive any grants from the government. it’s funding [...]
Join the Alliance of Sexy Starfish!!!
Filed in sex, 10/3/2004, 11:06 pmAre you a workaholic who has been spending 12 hours cooped in that miserable cubicle of yours every single day since the day you graduated from college??
do you whine and rant about your sexless life everyday ??
do you feel that life is tough ??
do you feel useless because you cannot get the baby bonus thanks [...]
Sexless in Singapore announcement
Filed in sex, 10/1/2004, 6:27 pmhahaha… i love pretty boys and girls, STFU t(>m< )t
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SEXLESS IN SINGAPORE
the Ministry of Sex and Procreation is BACK!!! Thank you for your support over the last 8 months.
As the self-nominated MP for the Ministry is having a massive headache right now as a result of overworking her braincells the whole day, the launch of [...]
