STFU I’m gay! deal with it!

X’D
if anyone asks me about boyfriends/marriage/babies etc during the CNY gathering, i will tell them that or my boyfriend is in japan (and proceed to show them the photo of me and sexy joji).
X’D that’s actually what i’ve been telling well-meaning friends who wanted intro not-so-kickass guys to me..


我只有双节棍 X’D

my life is getting so randomly interesting lately..
see, friday was a public holiday so my colleagues and i decided to stay out late and we went to the famous gaylang streets .. it was really interesting :’D
some streets were filled with girls i didn’t even want to look at (well, they remind me of maids), [...]


dumb dum dumb

the other day chun and a very random friend who shall remain anonymous (hint: her alias is ahqiao) were randomly walking around bugis when chun suddenly said in a violent voice “Ai YEH! Brad and Jen broke up already! ”
at this instant, the sluggish-looking anonymous friend (ahqiao) suddenly jolt awake.
chun and her then said [...]


happiest moment of my life

this is definitely one of the happiest moment in my entire life.
it was the school holidays and as usual, i was lying on the sofa and staring at the ceiling while i ponder over my sexy and beautiful life.
jaclyn (she was like in pri sch at that time) was lying on the other sofa and [...]


the year that was..

it’s 2nd January 2005 now and I am actually late in writing a roundup of the past year!
i don’t really feel good about my achievements in 2004… i was like blah… except for the Ministry of Sex and Procreation, and the Sexy Starfish Alliance, i think i didn’t really contribute much to my life this [...]


Happy 2005~

Happy 2005 to all my darlings X’D
i loves you.
i really appreciates all the emotional support etc you has given me in the past year
i hopes to does something to sexifies this boring site :’D
and i hopes the only tears i shed in 2005 will be sexy tears of happiness after a good orgasm or [...]